meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

Unhand me you filthy animal. 

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

jaegerades:

im subjecting lexi to figure skating because i am a good human being

shes blogging about figure skating while watching figure skating dana needs assistance

on the bus like 30 min ago the girls behind me were talking about stridercest and for some reason i thought of u

bless

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

i dont know how radical this is but what about bunbert and nyander? sorry if thats really dumb

fuwe:

image

TG: tempered steel

i laughed the whole time drawing this

high-res bc i know you all love akwete purrmusk

jaegerades:

me beating lexi at n64 mario kart by a long shot what a noob

she had to cover my 5 with her thumb to feel like a winner

seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition